"Uffuctive Confuduntiality"

From: Ridgwell Mcdermott [mailto:admin@betabiz.co.nz]

Sent: Monday, 26 September 2011 7:43 AM
To: ridgwellmcdermott@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:

Hello,

I am contacting you in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit. I am Ridgwell Mcdermott, a Solicitor at Law, based in the United Kingdom. I have a proposition that I would like to discuss with you.

Please you can contact me on my alternative email: ridgwellmcdermott@hotmail.com for effective confidentiality or you can possibly send me your telephone and fax number to enable me give you more details of my proposal. Hope to hear from you soon.

I truly appreciate your time and understanding.

Ridgwell Mcdermott

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From: l.hufflebufflesprinklebottom@hotmail.com
To: ridgwellmcdermott@hotmail.com; admin@betabiz.co.nz
Subject: Re:
Date: Tue, 6 Dec 2011 10:33:36 +1100

Eh brew, greetings from across the dutch!

I couldn't help but noticed that you hail from Godzone, so I thought I'd have a go at writing this in Kiwi. I won't keep you too long, I'm sure you've got plenty of chups to eat, jandals to buy or tunnies to put in a chully bun, but it sounds like you've got a sweet as deal proposal for me fulla, so why don't you rattle your dags and sund me some more unfo? I promise my confuduntiulity will be uffuctive as. 

I've gotta shoot through now brew- churs for the choice mussage,

Luc